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Monday, 12 December 2005 00:00

First time? Start here. Read "The Primer" and follow the link at the end. Chronological order makes more sense for the stories.

There's something to be said about Male and Female Boss.  They are rich, period.  I mean we work out of an investment property.  Not an office that is leased, a fucking house that is only one mark of their wealth.  I have no problem with it, they are successful, no big deal.  This post is riding the wake of this here post just showing that even with nice furniture and all, they can deface it and buy some more.  They drive decent cars.  They do enjoy eating out and shopping.  They have two plasma TVs in here as well.  There does become a point tho, when having money or acting high class does become a bit absurd.

This morning I am listening to Male Boss complaining about something.  I tune in to their direction.  Its a typical scuffle about who should see what appointments today and what client is or isn't calling.  Then the hub bub turns toward a direction that I didn't even know happened.

There was a pause of silence and Male Boss asks, "What the hell is that?"

Sidebar: Remember I can't see them from the office, the kitchen is two rooms down.  Good thing the tile helps bounce the sound so I can hear them better.

"What?" asks Female Boss defensively.

"You don't needs to have them that water."

"They're going to haaave (stressing his bad English) the water that I give them."

"That is fucking, no way, you cannot do zis things.  No bottled water for dogs!"

"I am not going to give the dogs tap water!"

"Fucking crazy, you.  You cannot do that.  These are like $2 a bottle, wasted it on the dogs?"

"You think its fine?  Then you drink the tap water!"

"They're fucking dogs!"

I agree.  She is nuts with that.  I mean.. I dunno.  It goes without explanation that that is extreme behavior.  So Male Boss, in his demonstration of butchering the English language definitely wins this round.