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Thursday, 07 September 2006 00:00

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I'm just gonna go off on a basic rant today.  Nothing work related, just something that inspired a bit of anger from both ends of the spectrum.. as you'll see.  Some people's kids are more frustrating to me than others and then the other half of the time I really don't give enough of a shit to even bother commenting or caring beyond the moment.

The topic of discussion is what some peoples' kids eat.  We're talkin crazy ass shit that people eat.  Some people might think that sushi is crazy to eat.  Those people are met only with a pike to the gullet when they say that to your ol' pal Northey.  I personally think that mushrooms are repugnant.  Why you'd want to eat fungus is beyond me but hey, I really don't give a shit either way.

The other day fellow Angry Timer, deBACLe, took a video from a wedding over the weekend of what was served to the guests for dinner.  Jellied meat.  Ever heard of this shit?  No?  Well, you're probably better off for it.  Believe it or not it is served warm like a regular cut of meat.  The key is to eat the dinosaur snot, I mean jellied meat, before it gets cold lest ye wish to eat a coagulated tapioca style slurry that is meat flavored.  Sound appetizing yet?  Have a gander at the video that deBACLe took --> Mmm, just like mom used to make.

That's some fucked up shit.  I mean, come on.  Some breasts don't even shake like that.  Its absurd.  Cheers, deBACLe, cheers.

So then, the other day, Female Boss was gasping at some garbage in-mail that talked about how horses are bought in the United States, shipped over the great blue seas where they are butchered like.. well, animals.. and fit for human consumption.  Female Boss was outraged.  Sure, I can understand the whole majesty behind horses.  I can understand that horses are considered an elegant beast and far more intelligent than most.  People from India think we are sick fucks for eating cows, which they think are godly beyond all else.  The bottom line is, when you're fuckin hungry you're gonna eat what you can get your hands and you gotta do what you gotta do to survive.

Hell, if you're starving I bet you anything you'll eat some shit that you never thought you'd eat.  Its all about survival.  How else do you think some bloke (<-- my tribute to the Crocodile Hunter may he rest in peace) in Russia sat there one day and somehow made a gelatinous cube outta meat remnants and pan drippings, served it to his family and the fuckin family looked at the mother fucker and said, "Hey dad, this is some good shit."

Hunger bitches!  That's how.  I say if you like the way it tastes and you're excited about grubbing down on some foul shit, Do it!  Cuz at the end of the day, all the bitching and moaning coming from either end of the ocean about who eats what and what not doesn't amount for shit cuz neither culture is gonna change the other.  Wow, that sounded like a PSA.  My next post will be much angrier.  Sorry :(