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Friday, 23 February 2007 00:00

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Female Boss is outside walking the "Trainer" to his car. Wow, is that guy a screw job.. but thats another story. Male Boss gets up from his favorite spot in the sitting room and starts shuffling around the office.

"What do you think.. is it snack time, Northe?" he asks.

"You're the boss," I answer

"Yes!  I say its snack time."

Male Boss heads over to the kitchen.

"You stupid son of a bitch!"

Commotion is heard from the kitchen.  Then growling and barking.

"Hah!  Stupid son of a bitch!" yells Male Boss.

Female Boss tends to have radar ears when anything is happening with the dogs.  She storms into the house from the driveway.

"What the hell is wrong with you now!?" she asks Male Boss.

"No freaking fucking way, Female Boss.  No way!"


Rather than answer her, Male Boss comes back into the office.

"Can I tell you Northe, can I tell you what that stupid fucking dog is doing!?" says Male Boss slowly raising his voice to a shout.

"Which dog?" I ask him.

"The One, The stupid fucking One. Fuck! He was preparing to bite from his own shit! How dare you, Female Boss! Going to eat from the shit!"

Female Boss tails him in to the office with The One in hand, "What the hell are you yelling at me for?"

"Fucking disgusting that dog, get him the fuck outta here!"

The One starts barking and growling at Male Boss.

"I think he's pretty smart.  He got you to pick up his shit cuz he knows thats the only way you will," says Female Boss.

"That's the way you train him?  Like a fucking idiot!?  To let him eat shit!  You trained him this way!  You!"

"He's pretty fucking smart," she says again.

Male Boss points his finger at the dog, "How dare you, you stupid mother fucker!"

Female Boss lurches away from him with The One trying to bite Male Boss at this point, "Don't you dare!"

"Stupid fucker you have there!  To eat the shit!  If I wasn't there he would eat the shit!  He's not allowed to eat that shit!"

"He's pretty smart isn't he?  Got you to pick up his shit."

"You better fucking tell him.  Not to eat the shit!"

"Uh huh.  Pretty fucking smart."

"Your fucking trainer.  Your dog!"

"Yep, pretty fuckin' smart..."