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Written by Northe   
Tuesday, 27 December 2005 00:00

First time? Start here. Read "The Primer" and follow the link at the end. Chronological order makes more sense for the stories.

Well, maybe not so much a cause for concern, rather a possibility that, if it comes into fruition, could be the craziest component to enter the realm of Angry Time for as long as I can remember.  Do you know my friend, Chakhtee?  Well, if you're a loyal Angry Timer, you remember this post and how in the beginning of that story I touched on this festive pet of Chakhtee's, Dunkirt, the piglet.  Fuckin' Dunkirt, damn it, he's quite possibly one of the funnest pets I have ever played with.  Basically imagine a super intelligent dog and that's how Dunkirt is, except he is puppy sized.  So much fun.

Well, Chakhtee, as I have mentioned before, isn't the best with his money.  His latest financial problems have caused him to quite possibly look to give up good ol' Dunkirt.  To my surprise, Male Boss and Female Boss mentioned in passing that they might be willing to take him on.  Nothing is certain yet, there is nothing in stone but I have good feelings that we may absorb this animal.  This would add a new dynamic to the office.

For one, there would be an upgrade in intelligence.  A human would no longer be the second most intelligent behind me in the office.  My closest peer would be a feed pig.  Oh, and for those wondering, this isn't a pot belly.  This is fuckin Christmas Ham pig.  Pink as can be.. its a fuckin farm pig.  Picture Babe.. you know, that movie.  Hmm, probably smaller than him.  He's about half-shin height.

Second, it would be great to see how the dogs react with him.  Jealousy, feuding and food consumption would all be highlights of Dunkirt's presence.  Then, I wonder how big he will get and how quickly.  I really don't know jack about pigs.  Damn it, I might need a towel to catch the drool.  This could be something else.

Let's just hope that Chakhtee continues to be a failure at life and Male/Female Boss really do take on Dunkirt.  I am going to start talking him up to them, as well.  Couldn't hurt.  I'll keep you all informed.

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