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The Mutterings:  Are we all that surprised that Female Boss would make headlines today on Angry Time?  I figured it was a matter of time until I had enuff content here to post.  The bad part is that Female Boss didn't make an appearance at the office till about noon thirty, cutting short what could have been hours of insightful commentary.  Oh well, here's what I got for you.

Around 1pm:  Female Boss turns on the television, probably the first time she has been able to escape the gravitational pull of the black hole that is her brain and had interaction with the outside world.

"Oh, Obama.  Is he inaugurated yet?"

As you know, I hate answering stupid questions directly and would rather lead someone in the right direction with a bayonet pressed firmly against the kidneys of the idiot asking, "What's he doing on TV?"

"Looks like a parade.  Oh, the guy on TV just said that he is now the President.  Did he already take the oath?"

Holding my breath, like someone would trying to avoid breathing in the same air when someone sneezes in a confined space, I try not to inhale any of the dumb floating through the air and offer back, "I'm not sure if they celebrate him being President before or after he takes the oath."

"Oh."

That's right.  She couldn't figure it out.  A bit too difficult to deduce.

Around 1:15pm:  "Oh shit!  He's walking out in the open!  He's a fucking sitting duck!"

I dunno, I just thought that was funny.

Around 2pm:  "I really didn't expect this to be such a big deal.."

Right.  No big deal.. just another Black American becoming President.. how many times can history repeat itself till it goes over like a fart in church?  But before I could make a smart ass remark Female Boss closes out with:

"..well, I guess.  Being that it happens every couple of years or whatever it is."

Every couple of years.. whatever it is.. yeah, totally.. anyone got some ludes?

Around 2:45pm:  While on the phone with one of The Romans Female Boss chuckles, "Yeah I know!  I mean, what would you even get?  I mean, we're talking about the President!"

My ears perked up cuz I knew this would have to be good.  You be the judge:

"What would even be a gift to give the President?  Like what, honey?  Maybe find out where they were born and get them a jar of indigenous honey.  I think that'd be really cool gift."

If buying honey.. sorry, indigenous honey is what moves the needle for Female Boss, then whatever you do, don't introduce Female Boss to Kick the Can cuz the idea of how much fun that game could be would absolutely blow her mind.

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Phelps said:

	She should send him some honey from Kenya.
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January 20, 2009 | url
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IceCerbie said:

	I've got honey in my pants.. that was fun too
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January 21, 2009
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Iceaddington said:

	Obama probably had some black honey farts. Also the name of Nunez' son's band.
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January 27, 2009
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