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Brief:  AngryTime.com is now on a new server. A huge thanks to loyal Angry Timer, BACL, for hosting the website for free.  Another thanks goes out to loyal Angry Timer and Web Designer of the site Sulu for getting the move done for me.  One last thanks to BACL for not only hosting the site for free for me but for all you Angry Timers.  I'm sure both of these guys welcome all of your appreciation, so give them a shout when you see 'em lurking around these parts.

The Angry:  Let's skip the nonsense and dive right in.  Male Boss made the executive decision to not only spend lunch at the office but he decided to spark up the ol' range and do some cooking.  Not sure what the hell he made but it smelled good.  All the while I could hear him clanging around the cupboards and shuffling through the pantry using who knows how many pots and pans to complete his concoction.  Whatever he was cooking it took him a good 20 min to cook it and the same amount of time to devour it.  Male Boss settled in the sitting room shortly after, licking his chops and scratching.  Right before he could fall into slumber Female Boss walks in.. maybe back from lunch?  Who the fuck knows she left at like 11:30 this morning and bothered to return.. at 3:30pm.

Apparently, Male Boss made a huge mess and Female Boss made him very aware that she was upset with the situation, "What the hell have you been doing in here?"

Male Boss answers lazily from the couch in perfect slouch position, "I cooked the lunch."

"Duh, I can see that.  Are you gonna get your ass in here and clean it up?"

Male Boss doesn't answer her.

"Hey, Mr. Lazy, are you gonna get your ass in here and clean up this mess you made?"

"Come on leave me alone, you know how to clean!"

Pen at the ready I waited for the sparks to fly.. but nothing.  Female Boss, like a good whore (hey, act like one get called out as one, alright?), didn't say another word and started cleaning up his mess!  I was in shock.  Something had to give here.. nope, nada.  Before I could put away my Angry Time writing utensils Female Boss let's out a shriek.

"Eww!  What the hell is this!?"

Male Boss doesn't answer her, just like before when he was on the verge of being chastised.

"Are you kidding me?  What the hell did you do in here?  What's with all the shit in here!?"

Thing is I didn't realize she was being literal.

"Yeah, I tried to clean the dog's shit and went to pick it.  It was too slippery and fresh and it smeared on the ground each time I tried.  You can clean that next."

..and Female Boss did without a word.

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The Real Phelps said:

	Okay, so now I am registered, but there is no login button, and I can't get my own name. I was watching Mission Hill last night, and it occurred to me that Ron on that show might be a pretty good imitation of Male Boss (or at least the version I have in my head.) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lpYzkBacII0 (Jump to 3:00 for the best part.)
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Northe said:

Toss me an in-mail if you feel like helping me out here with the Login problems you are experiencing on the site. I checked out a few things and it seems to be working properly on my end. One thing might be that the Login stuff appears to only be there on the actual AngryTime.com front page, so maybe if you're browsing an individual story its not showing it. The other thing is you could be automatically logged in, if you are logged in you should see a User Menu on the upper left. Anyways, hit me up if you want to try and help me solve this. Second, I watched that ep of Mission Hill. The personality is pretty much spot on when he's in one of those moods. The voice not so much, but I definitely see and relate the king shit mannerisms to those that Male Boss is known to flaunt from time to time. Nice find.

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Northe said:

	Sulu made some fixes for the login. I guess check it out and see if the same problems persist.
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